distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

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anderz-zombieslayer:

rauqthetommo:

rauqthetommo:

AU where everything is exactly the same except instead of wanting to fuck Pennywise the clown y'all are normal functioning human beings

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I fucking hope so 

Doing the Lords work.

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anotherpunk:

“Your dress is too short.”

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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Still trying to figure out how to respond to unsolicited dick pics.

“gross” seems too mean but “congrats on your skinny pink pants rat” just doesn’t seem sincere!?! Where is the middle ground?!

Get you a boy who participates in your selfie nonsense😭❤️🙌🏻

bepeu:

i am… how u say… goddamn losing it lads

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elizbthchilds:

now this is a straight ship i can get behind

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khadds:

boredbarbara:

This right here is the realest shit I’ve ever read

Tbh

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lolgender:

its not even a hundred years from WW2 where nazi ideology & white supremacy quite literally got millions of ppl systematically murdered, and some ppl still act like nazism is “just an opinion” and that “everyone’s entitled to an opinion” as if it was something akin to a favorite color or food preference instead of a violent, manipulative, dangerous propaganda

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